Haeseed L Mustard
One thing's for sure, nobody knows what the L stands for.
Birthplace: ?
Birthday: Everyday
 Favorite Quote: "Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
Favorite Drink: Everything
Favorite Mustard: For eating? Or bathing?
 
Slingin Mustard
Birthplace: Why do you ask?
Birthday: Yesterday
 Favorite Quote: "You look like you need a drink and yes I do."
Favorite Drink: I just told you.
Favorite Mustard: I just told you.
 
Alfalfa Mustard
Birthplace: Hershey, Pen (not the prison)
Birthday: Tomorrow
 Favorite Quote: "Young and chubby, hubby chubby."
Favorite Drink: Liquids
Favorite Mustard: Pourable/sticky
 
Senf Mustard
Birthplace: Ya Mutha
Birthday: Ya Mutha
 Favorite Quote: "Ya Mutha!"
Favorite Drink: Ya Mutha!
Favorite Mustard: Senf (what, are you kidding me?)